“I commend my soul to any god that can find it” is such a metal line I wish it didn’t come from a character whose full cannonical name is Moist von Lipwig
my absolute fav scene trope in media is classical music playing over cooking. but is this activity villain coded or something bc tell me why the only examples i have so far are hannibal and wilson fisk
every day i have to confront the fact that i genuinely really enjoy my degree
‘There was a brawl at the Wrath of Grapes that spilled out onto the streets, sir. We’re bringing in some of them to sleep it off, but, er… Constable von Belga brought in Young Sam in to see Igor, sir. He’d tried to get involved.’
A glimpse into the future, where Vimes has a chat with his son about the nature of the Beast.
Instead of the Monkey’s Paw, you find the Clown’s Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way.
There’s no non-weird way to be like Am I being weird right now I feel like I’m being weird. Like you can’t check. You just have to stand there like am I doing this right
If you’re pretending to be normal you can’t ask if you’re being normal. It’s breaking character. The world is my stage and I’m really bad at improv
